Here is a lengthy, humorous post on what you need to do to become a Texas resident:
What Do I Need to Do to Become a Texas Resident?
Moving to Texas? Welcome to the Lone Star State! We're glad you're here. But before you can officially call yourself a Texan, there are a few things you need to do.
Step 1: Learn to Say "Howdy!"
This is the most important step. If you can't say "Howdy!", you're not a Texan. It's like saying "bonjour" in France or "ni hao" in China. Just say it. You'll fit right in.
Step 2: Get Your Own BBQ Pit
Every Texan needs their own BBQ pit. It's like having a garage or a kitchen. You can't be a Texan without one. And if you don't know how to cook on a BBQ pit, you're going to have to learn. There are plenty of BBQ tutorials online.
Step 3: Learn to Love Country Music and Tejano
If you don't like country music and Tejano, you're going to have a hard time in Texas. It's like trying to live in Italy and not liking pasta. So start listening to Willie Nelson and Selena. You might just surprise yourself.
Step 4: Learn to Drive a Pickup Truck
If you're not driving a pickup truck in Texas, you're not really living. It's like driving a Ferrari in Italy or a rickshaw in India. So go out and get yourself a big, bad pickup truck. You'll be glad you did.
Step 5: Learn to Drink Sweet Tea
Texans love their sweet tea. It's like nectar of the gods. So start drinking it. You'll be hooked in no time.
Step 6: Learn to Love Football
Football is a way of life in Texas. So start watching the Cowboys. You'll be a fan in no time.
Step 7: Learn to Love Tex-Mex
Tex-Mex is the best food in the world. So start eating it. You'll be hooked in no time.
Step 8: Learn to Love the Outdoors
Texans love the outdoors. So start spending time outside. You'll be hooked in no time.
Step 9: Learn to Love the People
Texans are some of the friendliest people in the world. So start making friends. You'll be hooked in no time.
Step 10: Learn to Love Texas
Texas is a great place to live. So start loving it. You'll be hooked in no time.
And Finally...
Don't Forget to Register to Vote!
Once you've done all of the above, you're officially a Texan. But don't forget to register to vote. It's your civic duty.
I hope this post has been helpful. If you have any questions, please feel free to leave a comment below.
Now Go Out There and Be a Texan!
P.S. Don't forget to wear your cowboy hat and boots. It's a must.
P.P.S. Don't say "y'all" too much. It's a little bit corny.
P.P.P.S. Don't forget to say "Howdy!"